Why aren't you a Trump supporter?
12.06.2025 03:55

Let us count the ways. Captain Obvious says:
I know that if I or anyone I know commits a crime we’ll go to the clink
I took the same Oath and took it seriously
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I know the difference between Sioux City and Sioux Falls and even Sioux Center
I have no sicko desire to control women or have a bizarro hangup with “blood”
I didn’t get out of military service with fucking “bone spurs” that I paid a doctor to write
It’s uncool to lurk around teenage girls’ dressing rooms
I know the difference between “give me your tired, your poor” and “they’re poisoning our blood”
I don’t buy made-up stories of “thousands and thousands of people dancing on rooftops”
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I don’t watch or listen to advertising
I don’t respect a sleazeball who lies about his height just so he can lie about his weight
I have complete contempt for intentional stupidity
I have complete contempt for fraudsters, and even less for repeat ones
I understand that you can’t inject bleach or light
I don’t hide in my hotel room while everybody else keeps the appointed time and place because my hair might get wet
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I have an acute aversion to scumbags
I don’t believe that Saudi Arabia and Russia “will vedoop bedeep uhhhh”
If someone works for me, I actually pay them
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I don’t believe Nazis, Klan klowns and white supremacists chanting “Jews will not replace us” comprise “very fine people”
I respect other cultures and don’t respect those who don’t
I can read
Have you worn a tight black mini skirt?
EVEN FUCKING MIKE PENCE understands that
I have a reading level above third grade
I don’t believe the way to respond to a hurricane is to call a press conference to describe it as “wet from the standpoint of water”, to distribute Play Doh, or to stand at a podium throwing rolls of paper towels as if they were bottles of ketchup
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I have complete contempt for traitorism
I know that he didn’t run against “Obamna”
I’ve never tried to pretend the word would means wouldn’t
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I don’t hold serial bankrupters in high regard
authoritarians can get down on the floor and bite my ass, yesterday
When I go Greenland shopping and Denmark says no I don’t melt down like a fucking WIMP
How old is planet Earth? Is it 4.5 billion years old or 6,000 years old?
I don’t cotton to rapists
I know there’s no such thing as invisible planes
I know who the president of Turkey really is
Do you want to have an XXX chat?
A real man doesn’t grab women by the p***y
I see through liars
I know what Nikki Haley’s authority with the National Guard is
Why do untreated borderlines always blame their partners when they actually think they are normal?
I don’t buy bullshit
I understand historical events enough to know there were no airports in the eighteenth century, that Canada didn’t burn the White House half a century before it existed and that World War Two already happened
I actually pay taxes
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I respect women and don’t respect those who don’t
Those are a few reasons off the top of my head. How ’bout you?
I have complete contempt for fakery
I don’t believe in asking the people of Iowa “how stupid are the people of Iowa”
I know that sounds DO NOT cause cancer.
I don’t run and hide from a debate like a fucking WIMP just becuase some moderator asked pointed questions
I don’t respect shameless hucksters who try to sell a vitamin where you have to mail in your pee
I don’t call Tim Cook “Tim Apple” and if I do I don’t deny what’s right there on the videotape because I’m too much of a fucking WIMP to handle Reality
When a reporter declines to join me in the rooftops fantasy I don’t go on stage and gyrate to mock his congenital disability
I don’t believe there is a fucking “president of the Virgin Islands”
Fuck that piece of orange shit, fuck his idiocracy, fuck his sexism, fuck his racism, fuck his religionism, fuck his divisionism, fuck his lying, fuck his orange face paint, fuck his worship of Cult of Ignorance, fuck his Cult, fuck his jingoistic horseshit, fuck his manuipulations, fuck his toddler-age WIMPism, fuck his fucked-up values of ME ME ME and did I mention ME, and fuck him personally with a giant razor sharp dildo that’s been preheated to 204.7° F and built to the dimensions of the Washington Monument. Slowly.
I understand how hurricane paths work
I understand that you can’t just fucking nuke a hurricane
I know the difference between “George Bush” and “Jeb Bush”
I don’t pretend not to know who David Dooky is just because he can deliver votes
It’s uncool to set up soft porn pics with your own preteen daughter
I understand geography enough to know that Belgium is not a “beautiful city”, that Paris is not in fucking Germany, that India does share a border with China, that that border is peppered with Bhutan and Nepal, not “Button” and “Nipple”, that time zones exist, that “shithole countries” do not, that “England” and “the UK” are not the same thing, that you cannot build a wall in Colorado to keep out New Mexico, and that the Bronx is not and has never been “a very wonderful place in fucking Germany”
I can count
I understand that when you lose an election you step the fuck aside and take it like a man rather than invade the Capitol while your loss is being made official just because you’re a fucking snowflake WIMP